This is Grooming Gods, a tour of the best and wildest celebrity hair and beauty out there this week.
Look, we’re just saying: Nothing is stopping you from quitting your job and growing a gigantic beard too.
The chest hair? The splash of silver? This is a seriously grown and sexy situation.
Only Keanu could make center-part, shoulder-length hair and a scruffy beard synonymous with an assassin with a four-digit body count.